Me and Charlie Darwin are Mates..
Date: Tuesday, December 7, 1999, 10:30:36 AM
Subject: Me and Charlie Darwin are Mates..
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Dear Fellow Un-evolved Rock Apes,
Of course factions of the web community think that the web is ‘the natural
evolution of human knowledge”…they get paid for it and they have a great
investment in convincing the public that they are ‘intelligent’. There is
no such thing as natural evolution of human knowledge. Try convincing the
Australian Tax payer who pays for your education of this. What is “natural
evolution” when attached to commercial technological innovation? I call it
fascism. DVD was released about 15 years ago. Is this ‘natural evolution’
or the pitfalls of sales and marketing. How can ‘evolution’ drive
technological innovation? Who are the web’s greatest thinkers? Perhaps you
are a genius Damian but seeing as though we aren’t allowed to contextualise
or “…limit….our understanding of these terms to such outdated
interpretations” we will never know.
I will send all those stupid and outdated book writers around to see you
one day and you can seduce them with your
voodoo and incense sticks. Perhaps we can all get naked and chant praise to
the great god Macroman who is at the cutting edge
of human knowledge and doesn’t need to contextualise himself because he is
beyond this.
Anyhow, I am a more evolved species than you anyway. I am bigger and
smarter and braver and better looking so it is me and my work that is
really the best and the most evolved and the evolution of all human
intellectual endeavor so you better be careful. My
milkbar is going to take over the world and everyone’s brain and then I
will be the great god Macroman and revel in the fact that I
am smarter than everyone else because me and Charles Darwin are bed buddies.